One of the things I get to hear more than others is
Irene will be able when she gets bigger! Every day, actually many times a day, this phrase is filed into my parents conversation with Oscar. When I get bigger I'll be able to eat pizza, brush my teath, chew the meat, drink milk from a cup, walk, talk and whatnot! The list gets longer every day and I basically can't wait to be able to do all these things! But I'm able to do a lot of things already (and I'm not that lazy as Oscar hinted at...I'm just different from him, which is quite another thing!) and actually I'm able to do several things that my parents are not able to do, but they sometimes forget all about. I'll name 3:
1. SCREAM without loosing the voice! You just try screaming for about 5 minutes, as loud as possible (imagine trying to call the attention of someone that is deliberately ignoring you)...then repeat it several times in one day (if you are afraid that your neighbours will be worried about you, then just go to see a soccer/hockey/handball game and
live it!) and let me know how much will be left of your voice in the end! Screaming without loosing the voice is a very underestimated ability of infants like me - and one that is very important for our survival, for we have no other way to let know that we are wet, cold or hungry! I myself didn't value this ability in it's fullness until last week when I caught a virus (from mum) that sent my voice away! Now if I scream, the only thing that can be heard is a low whistle, as if you could hear a steam-whistle kettle boiling 3 blocks away! Instead of taking me to the doctor to have this fixed, my parents arefamily is just enjoying the silence. Parents!!!!!
2. Squeeze milk out of the milk tanks! Most of you wont have had the chance to latch on to milk tanks for quite a while so maybe it's difficult for you to appreciate this ability in it's full. But I gained mum's full respect yesterday when she decided to leave me at home with dad in the afternoon and had to leave some milk with me as well. My parents had bought a simple handheld pump when Oscar was born, but had hardly ever used it, and now mum found out that it didn't really create good vacuum, so she only managed to squeeze a few drops out of the milktanks that way and in the end she had to use her own hands to milk herself! Muuuuuuu. To think that by instinct I knew the right technique to let the milk flow and was able to drink from the milktanks less than an hour after I was born, but mum had a hard time squeezing out enough for me to drink for
merenda yesterday (she blamed it on small milk tanks, ergonomy and back-pain!) and dad had to supplement my meal with my first ever yogurt!
3. Eat unsalted food and enjoy it. Did you ever think about it how salt has become important to you? How, little by little, you've lost the ability to enjoy food without amplifying its taste with salt or even sodium glutamate? Try not adding salt to your food for one day and be sure that the food wont taste of anything and you will be craving for salt by the end of the day. Whereas I'm perfectly happy with unsalted food, and think that vegetable soup is awsome!

I can also fall asleep over lunch, and I bet you envy me a lot for that!